thebeautyofsoundd: kindest-laugh: If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
3ridan: the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...– Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via her0inchic)
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
sethdreyers: when i die i hope my vision goes black and the last thing i see is “executive producer lorne michaels” I was just saying last night how I hope that I hear the curtain call music from SNL play in my head when I die
isaidgoodpeacock: Now that’s Fred’s gone, who’s going to play every single type of ethnicity
okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused